I wrote a post recently about my dog Bowie and the fact that I wasn’t really sure what kind of dog he was. Some of his litter-mates were little short legged basset looking dogs and he turned out to be a spotted long-legged blue heeler looking thing.
He’s a dog garbage can, eating nearly everything in sight. He even licked a bowl of mashed potatoes as clean as the proverbial whistle.
This week he ate the coconut fiber that holds dirt in a hanging flower basket, a plastic plant holder, a Styrofoam cup that ended up all over my office, and the white stuffing out of a sofa pillow. He also ate some plastic containers that plants come in from the nursery. He also tends to favor the cat litter box when he can sneak in there.
There’s probably more that I just don’t know about.
He might be part of one of the following lesser known dog breeds I ran across.
Little Known Dog Breeds
For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of Texas.
Crossbeed Dogs:
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the dog of choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
He probably fits into one of those categories.
Naw, I didn’t make those all up, I ran across them somewhere else….especially the Bull Terrier + Shitzu.
You now know what you end up when you put those two together with Real Texas Blog.
I’m David
Full of Real Texas BullShitzu
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Your dog could be ‘Marley’, reincarnated.
glad to see u haven’t changed from high school… in the BullShitzu
department…..
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Y’all have a nice day.
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I don’t know where to turn to.I have a pitbull puppy I can nolonger keep I am looking for a good home her can you help me.She is about 9 months old a female.She is a sweet dog I just cant keep her .She belonged to my grandson and he moved out and left her.I am just asking some one that will give her a good home to come and get her.
Thank you
vici