Texas dog breeds

by david on October 11, 2009

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I wrote a post recently about my dog Bowie and the fact that I wasn’t really sure what kind of dog he was.  Some of his litter-mates were little short legged basset looking dogs and he turned out to be a spotted long-legged blue heeler looking thing.

He’s a dog garbage can, eating nearly everything in sight.  He even licked a bowl of mashed potatoes as clean as the proverbial whistle.

He licked the bowl of mashed potatoes clean

He licked the bowl of mashed potatoes clean

This week he ate the coconut fiber that holds dirt in a hanging flower basket, a plastic plant holder, a Styrofoam cup that ended up all over my office, and the white stuffing out of a sofa pillow.  He also ate some plastic containers that plants come in from the nursery.  He also tends to favor the cat litter box when he can sneak in there.

There’s probably more that I just don’t know about.

He might be part of one of the following lesser known dog breeds I ran across.

Little Known Dog Breeds

For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of Texas.

Crossbeed Dogs:

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the dog of choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

He probably fits into one of those categories.

Naw, I didn’t make those all up, I ran across them somewhere else….especially the Bull Terrier + Shitzu.

You now know what you end up when you put those two together with Real Texas Blog.

I’m David

Full of Real Texas BullShitzu

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WarthogNo Gravatar October 12, 2009 at 9:14 am

Your dog could be ‘Marley’, reincarnated.

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Terry WilliamsNo Gravatar October 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm

glad to see u haven’t changed from high school… in the BullShitzu
department…..

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woodyNo Gravatar October 16, 2009 at 7:44 pm

Glad to have found your blog, a bookmark must. But one little thing tuggin on my nit pickin’ string. The Texas Cruise Company button has a mispellin’. Ya’ll is all wrong. It’s Y’all, as in you all.

Y’all have a nice day.

W

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WarthogNo Gravatar October 16, 2009 at 10:22 pm

You’re both wrong. It’s YAWL!

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