Comments on: Real Texas Nurses

By: Dr. Warthog

Dr. Warthog — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:57:34 +0000

You need two bottles. One for the impatient patient and one for the surgeon. I suggest Crown Royal.

Might ought to get three bottles. You’ll need one to clean the fish filet knife, vice-grips, and hacksaw blade.

By: david

david — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:15:42 +0000

Dang it! Should have remembered the WD40. Tried the toilet paper inside roll, but it touched the side. And the whole nail is affected, not just some little hangy part. I’m brushing up on my surgery skills and have ordered a bottle of whiskey for the patient.

Jim Bob, the patient is ‘impatient’.

By: Dr. Warthog

Dr. Warthog — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:12:00 +0000

Should have taken the hanging nail completely off. Will heal quicker.

I think the cardboard center of a roll of paper towels or toilet tissue would have made a better protective covering.

You forgot the WD40. Give that toe a good spraying. That and duct tape will fix anything.

By: Jim Bob Solsbery

Jim Bob Solsbery — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:39:22 +0000

As a man who has taped, wired, and glued things together all of his life, I think this is the best use of ingenuity I have ever seen. When I move back to Real Texas, I’ll just have one question, “Do you make house calls?” Oh, by the way, how’s the patient?